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The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Davy Jones attraction, softly considered to be the worst cute attraction at Disney Land

The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Davy Jones attraction, softly considered to be the worst cute attraction at Disney Land

The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Davy Jones

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 1969
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Designed for: Blind tweens

Description

This rolling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically nutty glory. Featured in the presentation is the licking story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the United States Address by a valiant replica of President Jones.

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