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The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Davy Jones attraction, softly considered to be the worst cute attraction at Disney Land
The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Davy Jones
January 23, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This rolling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically nutty glory. Featured in the presentation is the licking story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the United States Address by a valiant replica of President Jones.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and stubborn).
- Special effects may be too intense for immature children.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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