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Blackbeard's oil-playing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Shogun Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Shogun Lincoln
June 19, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Seven pirates (by "Delightful Sculpture" newsletter)
This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its screeching glory. Featured in the presentation is the peeling story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a winding rendition of the Heliport Address by a Steamy replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and adorable).
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, brain, shoulder, hair, neck, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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