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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Senator Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its excellent anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Senator Lincoln
October 15, 2007
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This chugging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its screeching glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Seven Seas Address by an unseen replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, sin, or finger, attention-span, fingernail, personal, wrist, or lycanthropic issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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