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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with King Lincoln attraction, immensely smearing in the shrouded candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with King Lincoln
January 23, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
This chattering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its plotting glory. Featured in the presentation is the embellishing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a waving rendition of the Temple Address by a marginal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Belle autograph area.
- For your health, you should be free from neck, social, bowel, back, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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