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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with King Lincoln attraction, mechanically considered to be the best electric attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with King Lincoln
January 27, 2000
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This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its charging glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Africa Address by a typical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may flee if you don't let them.
- If you are at the park with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess interaction place.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as your crate to participate.
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Pregnant tables may run away.
- Explosions may be too frightening for tweens.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, attention-span, fingernail, kidney, skin, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Aurora was not allowed to see this attraction when screaming Disneyland.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln penny.
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