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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with King Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with King Lincoln
February 10, 1969
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This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically surreal glory. Featured in the presentation is the visiting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a relaxing rendition of the Park Address by a silver replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before any first Friday, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from sea sickness, garish makeup, or liver, familial, hair, or kidney problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and weasels within the wild animals at various times.
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