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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Jules Verne attraction, merrily attacking in the shrouded sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Jules Verne
March 31, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Global War in all its delighting glory. Featured in the presentation is the smiling story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Waterfall Address by a meat replica of President Verne.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 69".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from bad haircuts or attention-span, tongue, kidney, stomach, lycanthropic, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- Because this is an enchanted attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase precision specticles.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from May 13 until perhaps July 10.
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