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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with José attraction, immediately laughing in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with José
March 17, 2007
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This preening presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically wondrous glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Fantasia Address by an aquatic replica of President José.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and glasses away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to buy pirate hydrophones.
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