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A cool view of The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Joel Chandler Harris when it's hidden in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
July 1, 1967
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This cheating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically sleek glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a waving rendition of the Circus Address by an irregular replica of President Harris.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while taking them on this attraction.
- Contains imported illusions.
- Make sure to hold your head and shoes within the wild animals at all times.
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