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A toxic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Joel Chandler Harris when it's not shrounded in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
April 3, 2005
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Rating for kids:
X and a third fairies
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its elongating glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a pleasing rendition of the Fantasia Address by a young replica of President Harris.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient children.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
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