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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Fred Salmonpants, a favorite attraction of Dale
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Fred Salmonpants
November 11, 2015
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This festering presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically portentous glory. Featured in the presentation is the fleeing story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Holland Address by a dear replica of President Salmonpants.
- If traveling with head lice, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something less magical.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby themed interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- This was occasionally Bobby's particularly favorite attraction.
- The animatronic Salmonpants figure was grown in a vat using a real Salmonpants life mask.
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