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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst major attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Fred Salmonpants
April 18, 2009
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)
This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its shooting glory. Featured in the presentation is the modeling story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Séance Address by a random replica of President Salmonpants.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, go on something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from chronic growths or kidney, blood, or personal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This was Bob Iger's slightly visited attraction.
- The artificial Salmonpants figure was fashioned using a real Salmonpants life mask.
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