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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst major attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst major attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Fred Salmonpants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 2009
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)

Description

This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its shooting glory. Featured in the presentation is the modeling story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Séance Address by a random replica of President Salmonpants.

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