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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Flintheart Glomgold attraction, stingily considered to be the worst animatronic attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
February 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This loading presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its nodding glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a glittering rendition of the School Address by a capable replica of President Glomgold.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to queue for this attraction and sing along.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 47".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from low blood pressure or leg, knee, ribcage, elbow, attention-span, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from now until perhaps January 11.
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