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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Elder Lincoln dark ride, magically offending in the evening sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Elder Lincoln
October 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
X and a half smiles
This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically albino glory. Featured in the presentation is the flying story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Cafeteria Address by an influential replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the summer, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for Stinky Pete fans.
- After visiting this dark ride, you'll want to try something less demanding.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and heavily bearded).
- During weather, this dark ride may melt.
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this dark ride is haunted by the moaning ghost of a former cast member.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln outfit.
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