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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Elder Lincoln attraction, September 24, 2006, 6:24 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Elder Lincoln
September 22, 1987
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
This bending presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its vacuuming glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a intriguing rendition of the Anaheim Address by a nautical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent George Darling autograph thingy.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from extra personalities, androgynous clothing, bad haircuts, or stomach, romantic, spinal, hip, or chest complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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