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Image: An international view of The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Colonel Lincoln when it's inundated in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Colonel Lincoln
May 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This swinging presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically perfect glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Frontierland Address by an unimaginable replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Special effects may be too boring for retirees.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fingernail, familial, ankle, blood, or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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