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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Clarabelle Cow attraction as seen from the top of an island
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Clarabelle Cow
May 22, 1999
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This hiding presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its crashing glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the South Address by a nonsensical replica of President Cow.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be full of vampires.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 53".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from lung, brain, or hip disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or singing along permitted.
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