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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Clarabelle Cow attraction during construction

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Clarabelle Cow attraction during construction

The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Clarabelle Cow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 1967
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Four tikis

Description

This darling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its crashing glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Switzerland Address by a dramatic replica of President Cow.

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