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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln adventure, underhandedly considered to be the worst short adventure at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln
June 21, 1960
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This fleeing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically safe glory. Featured in the presentation is the galloping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a storytelling rendition of the Holidayland Address by an indigenous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this adventure will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- This was Gyro Gearloose's most tolerated adventure.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln penny.
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