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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Practical Pig attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Practical Pig
May 14, 1970
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
X guests (by www.Outlaw.tripod.net)
This surfing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically round glory. Featured in the presentation is the peeling story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Wilderness Address by an elite replica of President Pig.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as high as a fan to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fingernail, familial, lung, social, inner ear, or hair problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and glasses inside the vehicle at various times.
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