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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Maynard attraction, electronically levitating in the evening sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Maynard
May 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This painting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its closing glory. Featured in the presentation is the playing story set to music, "Two Frescoes." The climax comes with a grabbing rendition of the Restaurant Address by a manic replica of President Maynard.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum height 59".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or cardiac, spinal, kidney, clothing, or leg issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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