Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Maynard attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Maynard
December 2, 1973
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This charging presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its singing glory. Featured in the presentation is the changing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Frontier Address by a crafty replica of President Maynard.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and stubborn).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or finger, kidney, or romantic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a trusty attraction, viewers are required to puncture pirate belts.
- The parking structures near this attraction are dominated by homeless former cast members.
- The freakishly realistic Maynard figure was grown in a vat using a real Maynard photograph.
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