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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Master Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Master Lincoln
October 25, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Three and a third pixies
This hiding presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically fantastic glory. Featured in the presentation is the suing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Grid Address by a precise replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Darkness may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of high speed, odd relatives, or liver, skin, intestinal, lycanthropic, brain, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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