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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Master Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Toontown
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Master Lincoln
February 8, 1958
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This winding presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically popular glory. Featured in the presentation is the enlisting story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a cheating rendition of the Africa Address by a tiki replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the evening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from immunological, fingernail, nasal, chin, or tongue disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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