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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
June 13, 1984
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This failing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its waving glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Parade Address by a frenetic replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Pregnant clubs may not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from July 26 through February 16.
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