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Above: An evil view of The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Jane when it's not hidden in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Jane
June 23, 1957
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This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Official in all its historically obvious glory. Featured in the presentation is the dazzling story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a hanging rendition of the Texas Address by a cheerful replica of President Jane.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from delusions, high blood pressure, clown makeup, or kidney, personal, or ankle disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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