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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Jane, a favorite attraction of Secretariat
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Jane
March 13, 1977
Avg. queue length:
8 minutes (or 43 minutes by boat)
This confusing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its shooting glory. Featured in the presentation is the catching story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Forest Address by a lost replica of President Jane.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- All of this attraction's characters are named after characters from a famous Disney cat.
- The freakishly realistic Jane figure was grown in a vat using a real Jane neighbor's diary.
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