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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Al Weiss attraction, December 8, 2016, 1:29 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Al Weiss
June 2, 1986
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This twirling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its scathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Moon Address by a charming replica of President Weiss.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from delusions, fluctuating blood pressure, punk haircuts, or cardiac, viral, or chest issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- On its first day of operation, the The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Al Weiss nearly sank.
- The animatronic Weiss figure was crafted using a real Weiss descendent.
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