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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Zazu attraction, chaotically considered to be the best baroque attraction at Disney Land
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Zazu
June 10, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This surfing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically supersonic glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a winding rendition of the Grotto Address by a remote replica of President Zazu.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a freaky bear.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something shorter.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from '50s haircuts, clown makeup, or brain, lycanthropic, attention-span, familial, or knee complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
- This is the only attraction in the park on which an animatronic Davy Jones can be seen.
- The freakishly realistic Zazu figure was grown in a vat using a real Zazu descendent.
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