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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Sister Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Earth

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Sister Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Earth

The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Sister Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 2001
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired locals

Description

This opening presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its boring glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Mars Address by a nearby replica of President Lincoln.

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