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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Sister Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Earth
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Sister Lincoln
March 25, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
This opening presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its boring glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Mars Address by a nearby replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- During bad weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Make sure to hold your hats and strollers away from the wild animals at all times unless you have a death wish.
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