Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction, November 30, 1957, 8:35 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Samuel Clemens
April 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This tripping presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its lamenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a metal replica of President Clemens.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.