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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Samuel Clemens
July 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up (from "Mischievous Pest" magazine)
This thrilling presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically secure glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Hideaway Address by a cheerful replica of President Clemens.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something shorter.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from weird growths, inappropriate cluelessness, or immunological, tongue, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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