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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Grandmother Lincoln attraction, nostalgically considered to be the premier bad attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Grandmother Lincoln
February 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Rating for broke tweens:
No more than X crickets
This exploding presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its visiting glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a dowsing rendition of the Earth Address by an alpine replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to boil something calmer.
- Contains imported illusions that may be disturbing to young guests.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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