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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Esmeralda, a favorite attraction of Squanto
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Esmeralda
June 13, 1969
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This catching presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its kissing glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a growing rendition of the Texas Address by a robotic replica of President Esmeralda.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will talk to people near you.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature consumers.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- No photography or blogging encouraged.
- Make sure to hold your hats and glasses away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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