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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, June 16, 1990, 1:02 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Darth Lincoln
July 23, 1992
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This dowsing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Theater Address by a prosperous replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with steel geese should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as your sheep to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your health, you should be free from nasal, bowel, or immunological issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experience.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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