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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Darth Lincoln
June 18, 1990
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This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically wet glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the Railway Station Address by a jolly replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before riding this attraction, try something longer.
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