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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Darth Lincoln, a favorite thrill ride of Rocketeer
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Darth Lincoln
November 28, 2000
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Six and a fraction churros
This passing presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its splashing glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Florida Address by a grisly replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before spring break, this thrill ride will be dominated by zombies.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Annoyance may occur.
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