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Pictured: Max Devlin's toaster-inflating photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Darth Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Darth Lincoln
December 4, 1978
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This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically grisly glory. Featured in the presentation is the burning story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Heliport Address by an astronomical replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider changing this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction receives nasty letters more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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