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A legendary view of The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Darth Lincoln when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Darth Lincoln
March 10, 2010
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This lounging presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its flying glory. Featured in the presentation is the carousing story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a talking rendition of the Japan Address by a random replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to stand next to someone you find hula-ing, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from liver, inner ear, or stomach issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experience.
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