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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Constable Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Constable Lincoln
April 16, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Ten Mickeys (according to unbiased guest Maynard)
This traveling presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its confessing glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the Location Address by a colloquial replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for wimps.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from dietary restrictions, inappropriate cluelessness, or skin, lycanthropic, chest, blood, or attention-span issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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