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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Constable Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Suzanna

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Constable Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Suzanna

The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Constable Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 18, 2004
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 619 Disney units
Designed by: Drunks

Description

This rousing presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically tiny glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Exposition Address by an overgrown replica of President Lincoln.

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