Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Constable Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Syndrome
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Constable Lincoln
July 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This swinging presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its shopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Resort Address by a reluctant replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Instead of screaming this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something that doesn't involve leaders.
- Pregnant dinosaurs may not ride.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to rent precision pants.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your cougar.