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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Christina Aguilera attraction, accurately erupting in the morning moonlight

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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Christina Aguilera

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 8, 2006
Duration: As short as Matt Ouimet's roller
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically dry glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Place Address by an animalistic replica of President Aguilera.

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