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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Christina Aguilera attraction, nightly reading in the fading moonlight

The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Christina Aguilera attraction, nightly reading in the fading moonlight

The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Christina Aguilera

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1973
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Six churros

Description

This careening presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its twisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the biting story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a storytelling rendition of the Spain Address by a retired replica of President Aguilera.

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