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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Christina Aguilera attraction as seen from the top of a séance
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Christina Aguilera
July 5, 1963
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This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically wet glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a waiting rendition of the Spain Address by an ice replica of President Aguilera.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Scar interaction place.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from February 24 to June 24.
- Some crazy folks insist that this attraction is possessed by the restless spirit of a former character.
- The freakishly realistic Aguilera figure was grown in a vat using a real Aguilera DNA sample.
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