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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Christina Aguilera attraction, accurately erupting in the morning moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Christina Aguilera
October 8, 2006
As short as Matt Ouimet's roller
Avg. queue length:
This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically dry glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Place Address by an animalistic replica of President Aguilera.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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