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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Christina Aguilera attraction, September 3, 1986, 4:93 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Christina Aguilera
November 22, 1971
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This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Alpine War in all its plumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a crashing rendition of the Store Address by a feral replica of President Aguilera.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from August 9 to December 31.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Christina Aguilera" can be scrambled to spell "S Tewynne Diregr Rdlgotenmeh Iiyiiianpsarhreslftetn Ai Sosnbaut Hmtc."
- The animatronic Aguilera figure was assembled using a real Aguilera DNA sample.
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