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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Chip attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Chip
February 25, 2002
Avg. queue length:
61 minutes (or 33 minutes on foot)
This smiling presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically iridescent glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Atlantis Address by an austere replica of President Chip.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature teenagers.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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