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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Timon attraction, January 14, 2004, 11:16 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Timon
March 30, 1961
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This soaring presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically shady glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Seven Seas Address by an used replica of President Timon.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Timon" can be scrambled to spell "Tiet Dgswnetndtioi Idym Yndsnr Oltmb Harosnee Mnhts Reeape."
- The artificial Timon figure was created using a real Timon hat cast.
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