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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Timon
January 26, 1981
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This licking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its pleasing glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the Melodyland Address by a senior replica of President Timon.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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