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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Timon attraction, merrily sailing in the fading sunlight

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Timon attraction, merrily sailing in the fading sunlight

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Timon

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 1963
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes (or 10 minutes by horse)
Not intended for: Drunks

Description

This ducking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its churning glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the Exposition Address by a disabled replica of President Timon.

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