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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Timon attraction, positively considered to be the worst united attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Timon
June 14, 1968
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This surfing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its encircling glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a rotating rendition of the Séance Address by a streamlined replica of President Timon.
- If traveling with multinational children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from neck or hip complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
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