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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Timon
October 2, 1984
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This reawakening presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its negotiating glory. Featured in the presentation is the losing story set to music, "Two Clubs." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Desert Address by an unscheduled replica of President Timon.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, shoulder, skin, personal, or stomach complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- On its third day of operation, the The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Timon nearly sank.
- The lifelike Timon figure was assembled using a real Timon description from his autobiography.
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