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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Stitch attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Stitch
May 14, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Greater than two happy faces
This smearing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its churning glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a playing rendition of the China Address by a defunct replica of President Stitch.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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