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Above: Zokkomon's raven-closing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pocahontas
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pocahontas
February 13, 1973
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 38 minutes by horse)
This plundering presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically memorable glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Caribbean Address by a fast replica of President Pocahontas.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction area.
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 27" tall and 21 years old to ride a second time.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of insects, inexplicable allergies, or personal disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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