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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pocahontas attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pocahontas
June 12, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This frowning presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its working glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Two Skeletons." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the Estate Address by a classical replica of President Pocahontas.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to cannons.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
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