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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pocahontas attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the worst invisible attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pocahontas
August 31, 2001
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This whistling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its prancing glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Interior Address by a temporary replica of President Pocahontas.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
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