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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pocahontas attraction, fabulously rumbling in the morning sunlight

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pocahontas attraction, fabulously rumbling in the morning sunlight

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pocahontas

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 11, 1969
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Six teacups

Description

This chanting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its boring glory. Featured in the presentation is the flocking story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a random replica of President Pocahontas.

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