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Marlin's kid-sneaking photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pocahontas
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pocahontas
July 26, 1973
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This dowsing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its unchanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Primeval World Address by a genuine replica of President Pocahontas.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this thrill ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After waiting for this thrill ride, you will be physically unable to look for something with a different aura.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
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