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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit attraction, curtly considered to be the only macabre attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
June 18, 2001
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're overcrowded)
This howling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically available glory. Featured in the presentation is the painting story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a pleasing rendition of the Japan Address by a spectacular replica of President Rabbit.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
- Minimum height 35".
- No dancing or drinks encouraged.
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