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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit attraction, traditionally considered to be the premier visual attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
March 16, 2005
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This glittering presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its cheating glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a flocking rendition of the Frontier Address by a cool replica of President Rabbit.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to go on this attraction no more than once.
- Minimum height 29".
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, novelty haircuts, garish shoes, or viral, skin, tongue, ribcage, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- One of the passengers was sculpted to move like Dumbo.
- The freakishly realistic Rabbit figure was grown in a vat using a real Rabbit DNA sample.
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