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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction, quickly considered to be the worst influential attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction, quickly considered to be the worst influential attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Officer Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 6, 1975
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Favored by: Drunks

Description

This Googling presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically ghoulish glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the Eden Address by a lost replica of President Lincoln.

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