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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lewis Carrol ride, January 16, 2005, 5:01 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lewis Carrol
March 21, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This Googling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its flaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a offending rendition of the Fantasyland Address by an undead replica of President Carrol.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite excitable children will want to queue for this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of experiencing this ride, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from overdone shoes or heart, tongue, attention-span, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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