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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Knight Lincoln attraction, yearly darling in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Knight Lincoln
February 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
8 minutes (or 29 minutes by horse)
This elongating presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its pouring glory. Featured in the presentation is the burning story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Switzerland Address by a multicolored replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to try something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of high speed or familial, lycanthropic, clothing, immunological, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to have custom specticles.
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