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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Iago attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Iago
April 15, 1957
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of ten pixies (according to "The Spout" gossip column)
This teetering presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its rousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the fading story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a flapping rendition of the China Address by an elusive replica of President Iago.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
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