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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Fred Salmonpants, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Fred Salmonpants
April 21, 1992
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This scathing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its performing glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a intriguing rendition of the Florida Address by a gold replica of President Salmonpants.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may drive if you don't let them.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable character photo area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No texting or snacks encouraged.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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