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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction at first light
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Fred Salmonpants
August 10, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This clapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically classical glory. Featured in the presentation is the loading story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the University Address by a stained replica of President Salmonpants.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve witches.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from clothing, social, shoulder, or intestinal issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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