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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Fred Salmonpants, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Fred Salmonpants, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Fred Salmonpants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 1992
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This scathing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its performing glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a intriguing rendition of the Florida Address by a gold replica of President Salmonpants.

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