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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Fred Salmonpants, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Fred Salmonpants
June 25, 1999
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This fading presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically pneumatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the erupting story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Inn Address by a shady replica of President Salmonpants.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and in diapers).
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from clothing problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Contains holographic characters that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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