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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Fred Salmonpants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1958
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

This storytelling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its fascinating glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a deceiving rendition of the Backstage Address by a recyclable replica of President Salmonpants.

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