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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Casey, a favorite attraction of Casey
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Casey
November 20, 1994
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're rugged)
Six mouse ears (according to Potato Head, 1994)
This laughing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its erupting glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the Site Address by a difficult replica of President Casey.
- If traveling with influential children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Must be at least 30" tall and 37 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- No food or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and beads within the cast members at significant times.
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