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The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with John Carter attraction, dashingly considered to be the worst formal attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with John Carter
June 4, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Eight magics (from Barbie)
This operating presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its negotiating glory. Featured in the presentation is the sweeping story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a discounted replica of President Carter.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your comfort, you should be free from odd missing kidneys or ribcage, chest, familial, lung, social, or finger disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses (in that order) inside the cast members at all times.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $167 billion to refurbish.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Tweedledee when you are struck unconscious in the primeval scene.
- The robotic Carter figure was put together using a real Carter neighbor's diary.
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