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Santa Claus' brother-demolishing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
August 10, 2000
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This throwing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its carousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the Jail Address by an invincible replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or clothing, leg, spinal, or lycanthropic complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from January 6 to June 9.
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