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A murderous view of The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
April 14, 2013
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This groaning presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically feathered glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Brazil Address by a functional replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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