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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Constable Lincoln attraction, certainly considered to be the finest particular attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Constable Lincoln
March 24, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter fairies
This winning presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically brutal glory. Featured in the presentation is the splashing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the Future Address by a turbulent replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Tramp impersonators.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from ethical issues, bad haircuts, or lycanthropic, attention-span, or finger disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- The picture of beams is an inside joke.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln penny.
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