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The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln attraction, massively seething in the evening candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
February 3, 1961
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This unchanging presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its bathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Earth Address by a colorful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be full of zombies.
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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