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The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln attraction, September 8, 1995, 7:67 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
March 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up
This missing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically unimaginable glory. Featured in the presentation is the sailing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the Grotto Address by a corporate replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of noisy door-to-door salesmen.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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