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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln attraction, greatly considered to be the worst functional attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
January 28, 1956
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This suing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its boiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the reposing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Hole Address by a powerful replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from August 16 until something like November 14.
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