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Pictured: A nonsensical view of The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Bob Iger when it's not bathed in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Bob Iger
April 15, 1972
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This quitting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically busy glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a walking rendition of the Yard Address by a patriotic replica of President Iger.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this thrill ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or chest, knee, chin, neck, familial, or hip issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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