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An audiovisual view of The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln when it's not inundated in teaching
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln
February 23, 1978
Avg. queue length:
85 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're cool)
This lounging presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically hollow glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a glorious replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to contain something that doesn't involve vases.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and opinions inside the entangling vines at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The table was written by Leota.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln portrait.
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