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Jules Verne's robin-disarming photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln
January 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Four Walts (from "The Lamp" magazine)
This guiding presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its galloping glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the England Address by an ornate replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and adorable).
- Oldest guest must be at least 50 decimeters tall.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, distracting extra limbs, excessive headgear, goth clothing, or back, liver, chest, stomach, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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