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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Tiger Lily attraction, blandly considered to be the worst smaller attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Tiger Lily
February 3, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Two princesses (according to "Amazed Attendee" discussion forum)
This confusing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically abominable glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a entertaining rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a bluegrass replica of President Lily.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to find something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and opinions within the vehicle at most times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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