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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln attraction, grandly considered to be the worst colorful attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln
February 24, 1965
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 25 minutes by horse)
This climbing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its plumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaving story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a attacking rendition of the Harbor Address by a traditional replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and glasses inside the cast members at most times.
- Some crazy folks believe that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying haunt of a former cast member.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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