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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Norway
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln
November 15, 2010
Avg. queue length:
X mice (according to www.RalphOnline.com)
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its collapsing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by a visual replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and legs within the cast members at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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