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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon attraction, overtly considered to be the worst frenzied attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon
October 8, 1993
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This cooking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically unseen glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a dampening rendition of the Philadelphia Address by a sinister replica of President Nixon.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, try something that doesn't involve skeletons.
Policies and Information
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and legs (in that order) within the attraction at significant times.
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