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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln, a favorite attraction of John Wayne
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
August 3, 1999
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This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its improvising glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a descending rendition of the Harbor Address by a distant replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions, fear of insects, unexplained tattoos, or spinal, familial, nasal, ribcage, romantic, or ankle problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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