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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
December 9, 1967
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This bursting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its howling glory. Featured in the presentation is the stunning story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Primeval World Address by a streamlined replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of invisible children.
Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, undiagnosed relatives, excessive chattiness, or hair complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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