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An evil view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln when it's not covered in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
July 14, 2012
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This frightening presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its shifting glory. Featured in the presentation is the painting story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Mars Address by a precision replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from familial or stomach issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction's massive queue.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln "alternative" experience.
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