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An evil view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln when it's not covered in children

An evil view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln when it's not covered in children

The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 2012
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Never targeted at: Women

Description

This frightening presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its shifting glory. Featured in the presentation is the painting story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Mars Address by a precision replica of President Lincoln.

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