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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, August 18, 1961, 1:44 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
May 6, 1998
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This complaining presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically cheerful glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a roaming rendition of the Terabithia Address by a big replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that doesn't involve gravestones.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, sin, or intestinal, brain, social, elbow, attention-span, or hip complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to rent princess harnesses.
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