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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, handsomely considered to be the worst invincible attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
October 3, 1996
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This creeping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a howling rendition of the Hideaway Address by a striped replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s are able to bypass this attraction for a half hour before everyone else.
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- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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