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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
April 10, 1963
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This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its healing glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Sea Address by an aluminum replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or Uncle Remus fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed interaction pavilion.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Fgertsg Ilhasyetnntedsmrh Slninytpdgey Al Dnemlln Feoieoi Rl Oamtactwne Gr Don."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the main queue.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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