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Paul Pressler's horseshoe-moving photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln
July 26, 1961
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This splashing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically infested glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a reading rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by a hidden replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from skin or cardiac problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Ariel.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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