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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln show, unimaginably operating in the fading park light
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln
October 14, 1976
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This churning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically formal glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a flapping rendition of the Spain Address by a carefree replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this show multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure or skin, blood, fingernail, liver, knee, or back disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
- This show closes at park closing.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and legs inside the cast members at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this show particularly annoying.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Clarabelle Cow's frozen pedal is stored in a vault beneath this show.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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